February 15, 2006

• So let me tell you how stupid some of these eses are here in TX.  I was in the late night drive-thru at Taco Bell when I had the urge for a craving of crappy tacos.  In front of me is a car taking forever to friggin order.  I mean you would think an ese would know his tacos.  Seriously, it's dinner for them every night.  Anyhoo, the order taker asks what he wants to drink and he's like I'll take Budweiser.  Guy goes, we don't sell beer.  Ese goes I'll take a Bud Light.  Taco Bell guy goes we only carry soda.  Ese orders Diet Pepsi.  Goodness.  He goes up to pay and then starts to pull away but then stops.  Checks his order for 5 mins while my tacos are getting cold.  I honk the horn.  He gives me the finger.  I honk again, but he doesn't pay attention.  I'm scared he might start throwing some guacamole at me or something, so I stop.  Finally, he drives off and I score my tacos.  Man I love Taco Bell, but not as much as I love the free drinks I just had tonight at happy hour.  Big ups to free shots and free bbq. Yee-haw for Texas bbq, that's some good junx man.  Damn being tipsy on a work night is no good.

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