February 19, 2006

  • So I ended up getting a free steak dinner tonight, since my manager expensed it in.  Woohooo!! Man, I love being a consultant.

    Anyhoo, we ended up at a gay bar and he explained to me the little sneaky things that gay guys do to feel up guys.  It's funny cause I was observing all these guys in action and man, they're pretty touchy feeling and hug a lot.  He was telling me that they grab other people's arms to feel how big their biceps are and if they workout a lot, and then they grab people by the waist to see how big their fat roll is.  He was telling me that gay guys brush up against people a little bit longer than normal just to cop a cheap feel.  I never clenched my buttocks more tightly than tonight.  There were mad dudes running around with wigs and tight-ass jeans.  Man, what an experience.

Comments (11)

  • .......is ur manager gay?

    and #2...NOW you love being a consultant??? when steak is involved?? lol shameless!

  • how the hell did you end up at a gay bar?! lol. i wouldn't be cool with that. hahaha

  • I think if you cheated on me with a gay guy i'd brake up w/you but just wouldn't be as pissed..haaha

  • people don't just end up at a gay bar.. ?? =P

    how does your manager know all the details?

    it's cool if he's gay..

    being that you look like you're in good shape from working out, you probably were like a BIG, JUICY STEAK to a bunch of gay guys! =P

    -7

  • ur manager might be gay cuz he know all the detail and he might hv dat sumthing for u..so watch out...

  • lol nice, good to know, now i know why they always have their arms wrapped around me lol

  • uh...is timmy hitting on u??? lol

  • i love tight ass jeans..hehe. j'k

  • lol.. some gay guys are just so purty and coool. thanks for sharing.

  • so why did your manager take you to a gay bar?   did he grab your arm while he explained "how some gay guys" grab the arms ....... 

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