April 30, 2006

• I went to my first American-style wedding aka 'whitey wedding', and it just happened to be in Dallas.  It was the typical church ceremony but something was off at this one.  I've been to a few weddings at churches but couldn't put my finger on what was different at this one.  Oh yeah, I was the only non-white person there.  I got looks from everyone trying to figure out who I was, where I came from.  I think they all thought I was a valet guy or something. 

  The reception was at a country club, buffet style.  I guess that's how whiteys do it.  All about the buffets as opposed to the Asian style overload of 10-15 courses at a Chinese restaurant.  Again, I was the only non-white person there, and they must've thought I was a waiter. 

  A few notes I took away from the night:
  - People in the Midwest seem to marry young.  I must've saw half a dozen girls under the age of 21 with rocks on their hands.
  - White people sure love their country line dancing and when they give it a try with hip-hop, they look like a bunch of chickens running around.
  - White girls in Dallas are really snobby.  You open the door for them, and they don't even say thanks.  What happened to Texas hospitality.

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