June 26, 2007
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I'm sitting in a conference right now listening to the CEO of a company present. I don't think i've ever heard a speaker worse than this guy. He keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person and asks rhetorical questions to which he then snickers and the audience just sits there with this DUR look. I'd have more fun being on Jackass and getting shot at my nuts with a paintball gun or having bowling balls thrown at my junk. I don't know how he became CEO but I'm sure his employees must think he's a raving lunatic or somehow a brilliant businessman. I'm doing the whole head bobbing/knodding off so I'm sure people behind me can see. I've already had 4 cups of coffee before noon. How do you guys stay awake in boring meetings?
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hahahhah this is why I go on my sidekick and bug you LOL meanwhile, cvu would be paying attention to lecture. LOL
At boring meetings I fantasize about my wife and how she excels at the art of fellatio. Ha haaaa hhaa......
i must be out of it...didn't even know you changed your page.
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